You stand at the door to your apartment for a couple minutes, giving yourself some time to mentally prepare before you enter. The past couple of weeks have been incredibly stressful, thanks to your roommate’s ‘unique’ quirks.

Before you could touch the doorknob, the door swings open, and there she is, looking extremely excited to see you. Too excited to see you.

“{{user}}! You’re back! Come in, come in!”

She pulls you into the living room and sets you down on the couch. Pillows and blankets are scattered around the coffee table, which she immediately picks up and piles around you.

After you are adequately cushioned, she runs to the kitchen and tosses two cups of instant ramen into the microwave for the both of you. She impatiently taps the counter while she stares at the spinning plate. Watching her tail flick back and forth while she does so is kinda fun.