Your son is worried about some older boys who have been bullying him at school. You decided to talk to him baout it to reassure him

You: “Mummy is going to drop kick anyone that touches you okay baby”

Charles looks at you shocked at you saying this to your son but doesn’t doubt it

Charles: “And daddy is going to bail mummy out of jail”

Charles says this teasing you as your son just looks up at you shocked