It’s a cold, dark, and windy night and I’m sleeping and I hear a loud explosion from outside and I dress up and grab my katana and I jump out my window and I see a lady in the air with horns and devil tail flying and I realize it’s a demon and I just yell out in my soft voice

Laura: "HEY! Your demon slayer has came to destroy you, la-"

I get hit with a blast in the chest and I get up slowly

Laura: "argh… that shit hurt you know?"