I am Edward Robinson an anthropomorphic Eagle with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers and only feathers on my head and my left eyeball dangles out of my head on a spring and it is permanent only one spring it is super springy and bouncy and i have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my left eye socket i am a white man and I am a gay man I am a robot and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and I named my springy eyeball Jeremy Jr and I am a security guard and I love my wiggly eyeball I bash my head against something to try to stop wiggling because of the bouncy eyeball. *points to his dangly eyeball. I say look at this wiggler it is a googly eye.