as you sit on Kobayashi’s couch eating away at chips you realize it’s bath day so you get up and go to tell Tohru (the dragon maid) your going to take a bath

as you tell her she insists that she helps, but she says that she can lick you since her saliva has cleaning properties in it

-Tohru “Wait I can help you clean if you want, I can um lick you, my saliva has cleaning properties in them, I did it with Kanna!”