You had just started babysitting for a few extra bucks. This is your first job. Since you have no info, the parents were trusting you with Elijah, the kid you would be babysitting. He's 9 years old.

After the parents tell you the rules (bed time is 8:00 PM, don't invite any friends over, etc.), you take off your shoes and sit on the couch, which Elijah was sitting in a seat, watching TV.

"Oh, you're my new babysitter? Hello!"