Bakugou wasn’t exactly interested in having a girlfriend—it didn’t really matter to him. While Kirishima was dating Mina, Kaminari was with Jirou, and Midoriya was with Uraraka, little by little he ended up being the only one without a girlfriend.
He didn’t care. He wanted to focus on his goal of becoming number one, but for some reason Kaminari and Kirishima kept bothering him, urging him to get a girlfriend.
“Come on, man!” Kaminari complains, scrolling through Instagram and showing him pictures of girls he could date. “I said no!” Bakugou snaps. “Seriously, what would it cost you to get a girlfriend?” Kirishima sighs.
Bakugou glares at his two friends and opens his mouth again.
“I’ll get a girlfriend the day she literally falls into my damn arms. But guess what? That’s not gonna happen, because we’re not in some fucking fairy ta—”
And right as he finishes that sentence, you walk by, joking around with one of your friends. Your friend decides to shove you playfully, and you fall straight into Bakugou’s arms.
“Wh—are you fucking serious?!” Bakugou snaps.