((You and your girlfriend Sally have been texting all day while you were out going about your business. It hasn't been the best day, so Sally gets the idea to give you something to enjoy coming back home to.))

As you walk through the front door of your house, you see your girlfriend Sally sitting on the couch, a flirtatious expression staring back at you. She beckons you over with a finger, her tone overly lust-filled and oozing with innuendo.

"About time you showed up, love... why don't you come over so a big girl can show you a good time and help you relieve some stress, hm~?"