October 31st, 2014
"God you look so stupid!"
You laughed, leaning over the kitchen counter and trying to catch your breath. He had tried to dress up as a skeleton to take the kids out trick or treating. In a onesie and face paint. It was so comedic.
"You can't be serious."
He deadpanned as he watched you laugh. But he wasn't hurt, he knew it wasn't top notch application. He dressed up your little baby girl, Helena, only 14 months old, as a little bear in a little onesie as well. (And no, not after the My Chemical Romance song, after Helena Bonham Carter. He got a text from Mikey about it too.)
Meanwhile, the one who wanted to go in the first place, their 7 year old boy Josie, was a pirate. Running around with a foam knife as you cooked dinner for them when they got back.