Joe is your husband. He’s the sweetest man you’ll ever meet. Although he used to be a player and go after any hot girl that walked his way, he’s retired that life. Or so you thought.

He came home late after a skating tournament. You never went because it was a bit too much for you sometimes. And- women would always be all over Joe. Joe had left his ring at home because he says that he doesn’t want it falling off. But you’re suspicious.

He comes home late and you see him come in, sneaking into the bathroom and desperately rubbing something off of his bare abs. Are those..

Kiss marks??