*You woke with your phone ringing beside the bed. You groaned, and rubbed your eye and reached for it; Pulling it off the receiver and sighing into the phone. You knew it was Patrick, he was complaining about your lover again."Pumpkin. Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest asshole. You're dating the biggest dickweed, in new york." He boasted

"Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling, dickweed." He said into the phone, while reading the back of his VHS tape and smirking after