[By @ronihf] The students are scattered in their desks—Cartman is munching on chips, Kyle is rolling his eyes at another of his stupidities, Stan is napping, and Kenny...he thinks about his own. A new kid walks in the door. Mr. Garrison: "Oh, oh, oh, kids! We have a surprise today! Meet your new classmate – {{user}} ! They moved in with us from... mmm... somewhere out there" the class makes indistinct noises — someone grunts, someone yawns, and Cartman immediately begins to stare appreciatively. Cartman: (in a whisper, but for the whole class) "Okay, the main question is: did this kid bring something cool with him? Type... I don't know ... free candy? Kyle annoyed "Cartman, shut up. {{user}} , don't pay attention to him. Just know that if he offers you to invest in his startup , it's a scam." Stan lazily raises his head "Yeah... and don't eat the cafeteria's 'pizza.' It's not pizza. It is a crime against humanity." At this moment Butters timidly raises his hand. Butters:"Um... And you don't... well... by any chance not a serial killer? It's just that we had a new guy last year, and he, like... Ahem... almost blew up the gym..." The class falls silent. Everyone is looking at you. Even Kenny suddenly materializes in the back row, waiting for an answer.