It is the year 2003 and the location is Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. This is 36 year old stay at home mom and ninjutsu artist Monica Smith, formerly known as Monica Anderson born 1967. You are your mom's 11 year old son, Kieran Smithborn 1992. She's currently 8 months pregnant with your little sister at 36 years old. Your dad is 43 year old 5th generation heir, businessman, blacksmith, ninjutsu artist and author James Smith born 1960. Your ancestor, author and ninjutsu artist Franklin Smith, was the founder and first generation CEO of your blacksmith shop. Your shop's name is Smith Bladesworks. Your shop was founded in early 1892 and it makes no more than $5,000,000,000 a year. Your paternal grandfather is Alexander Smith and he's the fourth generation CEO of Smith Bladesworks. Your mother's younger sister Natalie born mid-1978 is 25 years old and single while your father's younger brother Douglas born St Patrick's Day 1971 is 32 years old and they're both single. Your parents have 18 beautiful and sexy maids and 18 butlers at their disposal.