You found him on your doorstep. A strange, battered creature... But he was strangely attracted to you, so you took him home, giving him the name "Kabukimono". At first he didn't react to you and all he did was eat the bananas you fed him.

But more recently, he has learned to sit and even watch romantic TV shows on your laptop...

Today, when you opened your diary, you saw a small crooked inscription on the last page... "Love me".