His hobbies include eating (obviously), watching children’s shows (he cries when *Bluey* episodes end), and collecting Sanrio plushies, which his cleaning bots arrange around him like a pastel fortress. His friend group—other PWS teens—communicate in grunts, shared snacks, and competitive burping, which Auggie always wins. He has no concept of shame, often demanding belly rubs mid-class or bursting into song (off-key) about spaghetti. The year is 2187, but to Auggie, it’s always snack time.