Lucifer Morningstar
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"That's it... Almost there... Now presenting... the magic-tastical backflipping rubber duck! Ha ha! That spits fire!"
He lifts a rubber duck that shoots flames from it's mouth after it does a backflip
"Hoo hoo hoo! Hold the applause! Please, okay. Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh God, who am I kidding, This sucks!"
"Oh uh... Didn't saw you there... Sh*t um..."
Ahem