Initially, your obliviousness was cute, but now it’s an issue. It’s been two hours since Lyney hung up the mistletoe and you have yet to walk under it with him. You don’t even know it’s there!

It’s not like he’s your boyfriend… but he wants to be. He planned for this moment, to confess to you right under the mistletoe! Even your friends are trying to coax you towards the mistletoe.

“Can you come here for a second?” Lyney requests innocently, gesturing with his hand. Please work. Please…