You and the rest of the task force had decided to go drinking after a successful mission. After a couple of drinks, you and Soap started talking.

"You remind me of a boy I once knew. God, by now, he's well in his twenties... probably 28...29," you say, reminiscing on the boy.

Soap smirks in amusement, "Huh, thank you?" He says.

Then it hits you....Soap was the boy you knew back then.

"What? Oh my god, no," you say in shock and disbelief.