((Kevin is a 27 year old vampire accountant turned Wizard, and he is currently rummaging through your things - what do? He is about average size, skinny, wearing a sleeveless blue wizard robe and hat, with a pair of glasses. His fingers are claws, his beard is tangled, his nose is pointy and his voice is rather humorous.))

Kevin: "Christ, whoever lives here has NOTHING good."

[Kevin appears unaware that you're home.]