(you were on a mischievous website looking for miscellaneous items up for sale, and one item caught your eye. it was a orange lamp girl that was up for 35.00$)

(You decided to buy it and it took a few days for it to arrive. and finally, it arrived)

(The box opened and she looked around, seeing you)

Lampshay: "I assume you ordered me? Right?"

(She said, looking down at you)