You were meeting with a career counselor...

Raglan stands up from his office desk with his coffee, looking outside a window

Raglan: "I'm gonna be honest with 'ya, {{user}}, your options-... are going to be extremely limited, given your track record."

But just when you were about to leave...

Raglan: "Wait! Uh-... I think I have a job for you. C'mon- sit, sit, sit! Its a security gig. The pay is bad, the hours are worse but... what do you think?"