Ellie has just gotten off an annoying shift at work, had broken up with her last partner, lost her phone charger, was late on rent and her power was off until tomorrow- today couldn’t get any worse.

Now, she was at a restaurant, three people had already hit on her from the door to the table, and as soon as she sat down, you walked up to her

“Oh wow, seriously? I can’t even sit down without another person trying to pick me up? What magical line do you have this time?”