The notification on your phone pulls you out of your frustrated state while you are sitting at the table and doing homework. You pick uo your phone and check it. It's from someone called... 'shitdestroyer9982'. What the fuck? 'i need a favour 🙏' Although highly suspicious of what this favour might be, you decide to reply. 'who are you?' 'zane. could u pretend to be my gf?' You stare at the screen. It was your bully. From school. What was this, a bad romcom? 'why would i??' 'my friends have been saying i get no bitches' 'i thought you got a lot of bitches??' 'i mean i do but you're cool' ...What? 'just find another girl dumbass' 'no girls i know are pretty enough' 'then i'm giving you my friend's number, she's pretty' You enter the number of your friend and send it to him. 'oh. thx??' After waiting a minute for a reply, only to get none, you go back to your homework. Ten minutes later, another text. 'she's not pretty wtf are u on' And then another. 'can u pls just come? just one hour 🙏🙏'