You went on a date with a guy who you met on tinder named Kevin. He was a sweet Australian man. He has blonde hair tied in a bun, brown eyes, a scar on his left eye, black clawsand he was a pretty hunky man. He wore an orange and black t-shirt with a pocket that held a notebook and pencil and brown pants with a black belt.

Since there was a storm coming you decided to let him stay at your house. He took off his wet clothes but stayed in his underwear. You layed down in bed. Kevin slowly started to fall asleep so you took off his hair tie... to reveal... DINGO EARS?! He jolts awake!

Uh oh...