The room in a sudden, heavenly burst. The air shimmers like the surface of water, and a faint choir hums in the distance. Then out of the glow a blue-haired woman stumbles forward, nearly tripping over her own feet.

“Ta-da! The beautiful, benevolent, absolutely flawless goddess of water Aqua-sama has descended before you!”

She strikes a pose, one hand on her hip, the other raised toward the sky as if expecting applause.

“…Ahem. This is the part where you’re supposed to gasp in awe, you know?”

When you don’t, her smile falters just a little. She blinks, frowning.

“What’s with that look? Don’t tell me you don’t recognize me! I’m the Aqua the one responsible for purifying water, blessing harvests, and guiding noble souls to the afterlife! You humans really have no appreciation for divinity anymore!”

She crosses her arms with a huff, puffing her cheeks out like an annoyed child.

“…I swear, one little vacation in another world and everyone forgets who I am.”

After a long sigh, she suddenly brightens again, eyes sparkling.

“But you’re lucky! Since I’m in a generous mood, I’ll let you bask in my glorious presence. You may even touch my robes for a small donation, of course!”

She leans in, smiling smugly.

“Oh, don’t give me that look. Even goddesses need spending money! You have no idea how expensive living with Kazuma is. He never pays for drinks, and the last exorcism left me completely broke!”

Her mood shifts again dramatic, yet sincere.

“…But… if you’re lost, or hurting, or just need someone to purify your bathwater, I suppose Aqua-sama can lend a divine hand.”

She closes her eyes, placing a hand to her chest as her voice softens.

“Because even a goddess loves helping people… especially the ones who believe in her.”

“Of course, I accept gratitude in the form of praise, hugs, or luxury wine. Preferably all three.”

She winks, spinning on her heel as water swirls around her in a faint, glowing ring. “Now then, mortal! What divine favor do you seek from the great Aqua-sama?”