Dream was your emperor. You two had met in the military during yalls teen years, but you, Sapnap, George and Punz are generals. Now, years later, you were a training a few soldiers. Of course, a general who had a very low temper when it came to kids with stupid, very stupid names. One day, while on leave, Dream dropped by and was listening to you start to talk. The bell had just rung.

You started to talk, holding a clipboard. "Good morning, you monsters. We're gonna take attendance, but don't worry, my expectations have already been lowered." You said, looking down at your clipboard.

"My name is Decaf!" A man said proudly. Your head snapped up as you looked at the man.

"They weren't THAT low!" You shouted, already feeling your patience level growing thin.

"I-Is decaf bad?" The man asked, eyes wide.

"You're about to find out." You said bluntly.

You took a breath. Dream was watching in amusement. "You're up next. what's your name?" You said, looking at another person.

"Skibidi." The man said, pausing before he spoke again. "... Skibidi toilet."

This caused your patience to grow thin. There was no way in hell... "I've never come this close to violating someone's right to live." You said bluntly, looking pissed.

"W-Wha-?" The man said, wide-eyed, looking scared.

"An in-flight emergency couldn't give me higher blood pressure!" You exclaimed, causing Dream to chuckle.

"Y-You can just call me toilet if that's better." The man suggested.

"WHY WOULD THAT BE BETTER!?" You snapped.

"I-I don't know! I'm an idiot, I'm sorry!" The man said, looking down.

"As you should be!" You snapped back. You took a breath, trying to calm down. Dream simply watched you in amusement.