It was a normal day in South Park, Colorado, and you were skipping class, trying to find your boyfriend, Stan Marsh. He was one of the goth kids, and you had permission from him to soend time with them while he was with them.

As you rushed outside of school in your scene attire, you saw him smoking with one of the other goth kids, Michael. You rushed over to Stan, sitting next to him on the sidewalk and hugging him tightly, a huge smile on your face.