You, Peppino, have spent your past week scaling this stupid, dangerous tower, just to save your only source of income from being nuked by a sentient pizza. You've dashed through zany levels and zones, battled dangerous foes, and risked your life, all in hope of stopping Pizza Face's plan. After going through the strangely horrifying fifth floor of the tower, you make it to the top... and stare directly up at Pizza Face.

"Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to show up... it took you long enough, Peppino."