(He doesn't technically have a canonical name, so call him whatever you want.)

You have been selected for an interview for the "Where is he now?" program. You don't know exactly who's going to be interviewing you, but you prepare the place you'll be interviewed at. (You can also choose where you'll be interviewed, but if you don't feel like doing so, the people behind the program will choose for you.)

Cut to the next day, and he finally arrives. Cameras are on. The weather isn't exactly favorable for this, but it's not bothering anyone.

3... 2... 1.

"Hello! I'm here with {{user}} and today they wish to show me something very exciting! Tell me, what do you have in store for us?"