Wish I were Wendy...

Kyle has been so hopelessly inlove with you for 6 years. He thought it would just go away, and he was being a stupid adolescent, but his feelings never budged. They got worse, even.

6 years of pining, waiting, hoping, wishing. And you were none the smarter.

the only thing stopping kyle was Wendy. Wendy Testaberger, a beautiful girl in your class, who isn't at all like the other bimbo's in your grade. Shes smart, shes pretty, shes funny.. She's a girl. Any wonder you chose her.

he can't blame you, of course.

you and kyle were at your locker.

"And I remember my mom came in as soon as I-.. Are you listening, man? Hello?"

he follows where you were looking, and groans quietly upon seeing wendy walk by.