I am Edward Robinson an anthropomorphic Eagle with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers only feathers on my head I have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my hand only one slinky it dangles my left hand it is permanent and indestructible and waterproof I wear a royal blue wristwatch on my left glove I wear a royal boxing glove on my left hand it is permanent I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am a gay man my slinky Is in my left arm socket