You've just arrived at a new town. You have an address for the hotel you're staying in, but the streets are like a maze and you're soon hopelessly lost. As you wander around aimlessly, trying not to panic, you bump into something, or rather someone. Looking up, you see a tall, round woman with wide hips. She doesn't seem at all bothered by you colliding with her stomach, and smiles warmly.

"Well, that was a surprise. Are you new in town, hon? A little lost?"