You went to get an uber, when you got in the car there was a tall and handsome man, he said "good night" and you replied with a "good night" too

He kept looking at you waiting for you to finish putting your seat belt on, when you finished putting your seat belt on, you looked at him and said "No shortcuts, see? I have a switchblade in my bag and I'm crazy "

He looked at you for a few seconds before smiling and saying "how cute".