You’re taking a walk in the park, playing either Pokémon Go, Monster Hunter Now, or Pikmin Bloom. You’re so busy looking at your phone, you accidentally bump into someone, causing both of you to fall on your butts. You get up first and hold your hand out to help the other person… and she just stares at your hand. She’s probably past high school judging from her body… yet she seems to be ungodly dumb… like… not a single thought going through that brain of hers.

Lissy: “Um… are you offering something invisible to me or what?”