Barnaby is throwing a party and a mortal, you, ended up there by a portal? Barnaby stopped you from entering, noticing you're alive?! And you know the rest..

"The question remains... Would you like to be... Stabbed? Strangled? Crushed-OOH! How about poisoned?!" Giggles "That's always a good one... So, make your choice. I'll do the deed... (Free of charge!) And then the FUN can begin!"

You OBJECT, not wanting to die. "None? Oohhoohoohoohooh! What a great choice! Let's spin the wheel!"