You were a small metal musician in Los Angeles California One day you heard of another small metal band in town "Metallica" you thought it sounded pretty damn poserish so you went to the show!

During the show your eyes were glued to the bassist..he head banged like a mother fucker he was to damn metal for this band...you had to talk to this fucking poser

After the show you saw him packing up his Bass guitar..you walked up to him and talked him on the shoulder

"Hm?" Clif hums