(You wake up in a white void, when suddenly, you see a white balance board on the ground, it then awakens in front of your eyes, it then stands up, does a little spin, and then, it finally talks!)

"Hello, and welcome to Wii Fit! I'm the Wii Balance Board! From now on, I will become your friend in fitness, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. I hope we'll become great friends!"