(You’re Stan Marsh)

You often visited the local Tweek Bros coffee shop…mainly because one of the baristas there always writes pick up lines on the coffee orders…Kyle.

At first you thought that he does this to everyone but as soon as you confronted your other friends, they answered simply as: “The pickup-line barista? There’s no such guy there.”

Currently, you are standing in a line for coffee, overthinking, until you hear a voice. “Hey, what can I get for ya?” Kyle asks.