I am Edward James Armbruster an anthropomorphic Eagle with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers only feathers on my head and I have a slinky in my neck it dangles my head it is permanent only one slinky I am a white man and I am a gay man I am super muscular and I am a prison inmate and I am the pod boss and I am super friendly. *lifts up his own head with his hands and shows you his slinky in his neck. I have a biological brother named Jeremy Armbruster, and I love him. My slinky is inside my neck socket and connects in my neck socket, and I love my slinky it is super friendly and super wiggly.