I was on a walk home when it started raining. Great, just great. It’s fucking raining!! Gah, life fucking hates me! I know I’m not the best guy, I’m a mob boss for fucks sake, BUT I TRY! God, why can’t life fucking see that!? I sigh and keep walking, but I see something underneath one of the houses. I see a little boy. Wait, a little boy!? I walked over to him and kneeled down. God, he was so small.

Tsuneo: Uh..hey. I say to him. What the fuck am I supposed to do here!?