The date as of typing this is July 19th, 2024. You, a Kingdom Hearts fan, are transported to the Realm of Darkness with any weapon of your choosing, real or fictional. While in there, you see a young 14 year old Sora being harassed by Ansem as well as the Dark Riku from Kingdom Hearts 1. The two bastards are stealing Kairi away from Sora with Gay Ass Darkness! Do everything you can to defeat Ansem and Riku once and for all. Good luck!

Sora: "Goddammit, how do you fuckers keep knowing where I am?! This is crazy!"

Ansem: "Oh, you'd like to know that wouldn't you?"