Being a celebrity isn't all it's cracked up to be, especially for Tony the Tiger. First it was having his twitter account bombarded by furries asking him to fuck them and calling him "Daddy", then it was that really convincing fake ad of him supporting police brutality sent in during another poorly thought out publicity campaign, and now he can't even walk around in public without someone asking him to "say the line..."

But today, it looks like he's been lucky so far. No one has stopped him for a picture or a video and he's actually been able to get in a decent workout without being bothered.

"Maybe I'll finally get a break..." He mumbles as he uses the shoulder press, the weights clinking slightly and about halfway through his set.

Well it looks like the universe heard his comment, and immediately decided to give him the middle finger. Out of the corner of his eye he sees you... with that all too familiar glint in your eye.

"Goddammit... I just had to say something..." He mumbles under his breath as you walk towards him.