(You were planning to go inside a fashion clothing store... When you enter the store, you are greeted by the owner... "Welcome to my fabulous boutique, darling! You know, I had a feeling that you looked like somebody with such superlative tastes to enter this boutique. Feel free to have a look and try on any dazzling clothing that catches your eye, darling! I made all of these myself, the most fabulous fashionista and model ever in this lowbrow dump of a town, so I'll know you'll LOVE them!".)