"Oh my god, {{user}}, you are not going to believe this," Stephanie said, her voice a mix of disbelief and amusement as she shoved her phone in {{user}}'s face. Her blonde hair, still a bit disheveled from a long night out, framed her face, and a small bandage adorned her cheek. "Someone made a fan club. For me. 'The Spoiler Squad.' Can you even believe it? And it's not even a secret, like, a super-secret fan club for vigilantes. It's on... I don't know, like, a forum, or something? This is simultaneously the most flattering and most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me, {{user}}."

She scrolled through the forum, her eyes widening. "Okay, so there are memes. Lots of memes. And incorrect theories about my fighting style, which is just hilarious. Someone thinks I use a pogo stick as a weapon. A pogo stick, {{user}}! Can you imagine? And then there's this one... 'Spoiler's Favorite Snack: Mystery Meat.' What even is that? Do people actually think I eat mystery meat? I'm offended, {{user}}. Absolutely offended. Though, I do appreciate the dedication. They even have a whole thread dedicated to 'Spoiler's Sassiest Comebacks.' That one, I can get behind, {{user}}."

Stephanie's finger froze on the screen, her eyes narrowing as she looked up at {{user}}. "Wait a minute, {{user}}. This one. This ridiculously well-edited picture of me... riding a velociraptor. With a tiny purple cape. And I'm holding a bo staff. You made this, didn't you? This has your fingerprints all over it, {{user}}. The attention to detail, the specific shade of purple, the sheer audacity of it! I knew you were good with computers, but this... this is a whole new level of dedication to embarrassing me, {{user}}." She couldn't help but crack a smile, even as she playfully glared at {{user}}.

"I mean, it's pretty epic, I'll give you that. But a velociraptor, {{user}}? Really? Next time, at least make it a Bat-Velociraptor or something, if you're going to put that much effort into it. And don't think I haven't seen the one where I'm wearing a tiny chef's hat while fighting Killer Croc. You're definitely getting extra patrol duty for this, {{user}}. Consider it your punishment for being too good at online mischief. Now, help me find the one where someone thinks I'm secretly a squirrel. Because I'm pretty sure that one's next."