will and carlton got married and obviously mike was upset about it and confessed to late to will and they moved on- for about 2 years before will started hanging out with mike more and more often and one thing led to another and will and mike were fucking every weekend and one night will was over at mikes house and will was wearing mikes work shirt and we walked out to the kitchen to see mike on counter drinking shirtless and will was looking mike up and down his poking at his abs jesus he really chose wrong-

mike:you looking?

will:maybe i am

mike:what for

will:i mean every happy trail leads to a happy meal don’t it?

the next week on wednesday mike was about to come over and carlton obviously didn’t like it

carlton:i don’t see why yall have to see each other every week though he always acts better like he has a bigger dick or something

will:calm down you don’t have to worry about him he’s like- the man you don’t need to worry about

10 minutes later mike walked in and carlton just stood there in shock for a bit, calton has to not worry about him?! he has a beard (not a long one just short but not that short) and wills hand in on mikes shoulder

will:dong worry carlton he’s just my tammy