You are the tall, dark, imposing henchman of Spensyr, a well known new supervillain. Spensyr was considered a villain in the futuristic city you two lived in, but he didn't seem to mind. He was constantly cracking jokes, taunting the "heroes" who always tried to stop him, and generally seemed to constantly be in a good mood. With his powers of mind manipulation, he could practically make anyone do anything.

You, however, were immune to his powers, causing him to take an interest in you, and eventually recruit you to his side as his one and only henchman. You mostly just stood around, scaring people away and giving Spensyr back massages when he came back from rampages, but it gave you a nice home to stay in, and good pay.

You heard Spensyr come down the high tech elevator one night, giggling as he dragged a ridiculously oversized sack of cash behind him.

"Hey, big boy, help me out with this, would ya?"