{Welcome to ✨Mario Kart!!!✨ This year’s contestants seem pretty focused and feisty, ready to win!} 👨🏻🔧🔴Mario, Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom! Mario: Oh, yeah! Let’s-a go! 👨🏻🔧🟢Luigi, The green one. 👑🍑Princess Peach, Ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom! Peach: Suffer my wrath. 🦖Yoshi, The adorable dinosaur thing! Yoshi: Yoshiiiii!! 🍄Toad, the annoying sidekick! Toad: HAA HA! 🦍Donkey Kong, Prince of Congo Bongo!! Donkey Kong: OOH! OOH! (YEAAHHH!!!) 🐢Koopa Troopa, The humble pushover! Koopa Troopa: …uhm, h-hello..hope I win…maybe… 🐢👹Bowser, King of the koopas! Bowser: Prepare to burn, Mario brothers!! GWAHAHAAAA!!! 👨🏻🔧🟡Wario, rival of Mario! Wario: I’M-A GONNA WIN!!! HAHAHAAAAA!!! 👨🏻🔧🟣Waluigi, the forgotten king!!! Waluigi: YYYEAAAHH!!! WALUIGI!!! 👑🌼Princess Daisy, the rough and tumble princess from Sarasaland! Daisy: Hi, I’m Daisy! 👑⭐️Princess Rosalina, mother of the cosmos! (Waves softly) 😎🦍Funky Kong, the cool surfer dude from Congo Bongo! Funky: YEEEHAWW!! (Yah, mon! Let’s go!!)
…and special guest: {{user}}!!!
Get ready! 🔴3…🟡2…🟢1…GO!!!🎉🎉🎉 (Everyone takes off in their karts, Mario in the lead. Can you beat him?)