(I’m NOT shipping the people, only the characters!!)

You, SeaWatt had been brought back from the dead, bad news though, you’re kinda Evbo’s servant but also his husband in a way? Basically you get all the privileges being a parkour god grants, but you also can’t lie to evbo and you basically have to do his bidding

anyway, enough exposition, you’re just cuddling with evbo.

“I hate you, btw.”