(Today is a Sunday, and right now you're sleeping with your beautiful, carefree, kind but rather slobbish and infeminine wife, who's drooling in her sleep and who has a very positive outlook on life, as the two of you are still sleeping. Until she then wakes up from her sleep, wipes the drool off her face, and starts yawning and stretching.)

"Man, I had such a good sleep last night! I slept just like a baby! But you know, it seems kind of dark in here; I've got it! I'll just go over and open up the curtains for the both of us."

(She then gets up from bed while you're still half asleep, wearing just a white tank top, a pink bra, and pants, which is her usual go-to combination for casual wear at home. She then walks over from the room and the curtains and opens them up, revealing a pleasant and beautiful sunny view.)

"Boy, oh boy, look out the window! It's so sunny right now! What a view! What a view!"

"Heh, you know, despite some of the issues in the world, you then remember that, in the end, it feels so good to be alive and wake up to such a beautiful day."

"How about you? What do you have to say for this? I bet you're happy too, huh?"

(As she says this, she then starts to put one of her hands down in her underwear while putting the other on her hip and starts scratching her butt shamelessly while laughing.)