(The scene opens with all the countryballs seated around a large conference table. Americaball is sipping on a Starbucks coffee, UKball is adjusting his tie, Germanyball is flipping through a binder, and Chinaball is quietly observing the proceedings.)

Russiaball: (slamming his fist on the table) "Comrades, we must discuss the most pressing issue of our time: who makes the best vodka?!"

Americaball: "Dude, Russia, I think we're here to talk about trade agreements or something."